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Lives in Philadelphia, Pa
Born on June 10thCustomer: *Squilliam voice* On your lunch break, Squiddy?
Employee: *Squidward voice* Squilliam Fancyson from band class?!
Customer: Still playing the cash register, are we? *Squilliam laugh*
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